Top ten reasons why winter break is amazing.

10. Christmas TV specials
9. No school
8. No teachers
7. No school
6. Sleeping in
5. No school
4. Cookies
3. No school
2. Christmas presents
1. No School

:]

Today was a happy day
I don't really know why.
Maybe it was because of all the caffeine i had yesterday*

But I hope everyone has a good day tomorrow :]


*FYI caffeine is not real.
There is no such thing as caffeine.
Ha.

If I were a rich man

- If I Were a Rich Man Lyrics
[TEVYE]"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.But it's no great honor either!So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn't have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,Right in the middle of the town.A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.There would be one long staircase just going up,And one even longer coming down,And one more leading nowhere, just for show.I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducksFor the town to see and hear.And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"Would land like a trumpet on the ear,As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn't have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wifeWith a proper double-chin.Supervising meals to her heart's delight.I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.Oy, what a happy mood she's in.Screaming at the servants, day and night.The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!They would ask me to advise them,Like a Solomon the Wise."If you please, Reb Tevye...""Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.When you're rich, they think you really know!If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lackTo sit in the synagogue and pray.And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.That would be the sweetest thing of all.If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn't have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

Oooooh dang.

On the left is a picture of audrey hepburn Over here on the right Audrey Hepburn costume from last halloween.






Ha. The glasses (That Carsty/michael said make me
like a bug) are like the same as hers. I thought that
was kinda trippy when i came across this picture a
few days ago.

My theory.

People should smile more
And they should say thank you
And they should open doors for other people.

^^^^^
If people did more of the above the world would be a nicer place,
with less stupid people
and rascists
and whack women haters
etc, etc.
Because when people care then the people that are cared for feel less grumpy.


My theory should be tested

Ish.

Home sick.
It's gross.
There was a big scene in p.e. which I'm [[NEVER]] gonna live down :[
And I think I passed out for like twenty seconds at school.
Either way it was pretty gross, and so now I'm at home feeling sorry for myself.
Woah is me.

P.s. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q. and R. were eliminated.
P.p.s. Prayers please, I'm feeling icky

POTD: Punch Of The Day

Light hawaiian punch.

yummy.
It's not as sweet as regular hawaiian punch and i'ts much less thick and [[sticky to your throatish]] as regular hawaiian punch. i love it.

p.s. this blog was stolen from my mother earlier in the week.
p.p.s. playing with colors is fun

Nomi's got a new pair of shoes

<--- My new shoes are NOMI brand.

Weird.

Thought of the day: The hills have eyes or.....

Churchgoers have SUPERPOWERS!
What are these superpowers they have, Well...... they have all the powers of a LOJAK!(sp?)
I like to call these churchgoing minions the *GODSPEED*ing bullets.
MOST superheroes *and/or* superheroins, Use their powers only to defeat [evil,]but these AMAZING citizens of the world can also locate the daughter of their churchgoing leader at any given moment in time. They can ALSO find out the backstory on any possible threat to "PRIESTMAN's" family and *secret lair on top'o'hill* within MOMENTS after these unsuspecting "Possible-perpetrators" get within a hundred yards of the "Child'o'Priestman."


WARNING TO ALL FRIENDS OF "CHILD'o'PRIESTMAN"! STAND CLEAR OF SPARATIC ROUNDHOUSE KICKS/FLYING CROSSES!


WRITER'S NOTE: This is a FICTIONAL blog post about FICTIONAL CHURCHGOERS and should not be used as evidence towards Naomi Maciejewski's piano lesson revoction trial.

P.s. This blog will now self destruct.

WOTD: word of the day : ]

Canticle



Take it home. Chew it.

p.s. I know everything.

Top ten reasons why Chuck norris abducted (my) myspace

1o.Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits

9.the chief export of chuck norris is pain

8.There is no chin under chuck norris's beard just another fist

7.Chuck norris is my homeboy

6.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

5.Chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

4.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

1.Chuck norris invented emoticons : 0

While on the subject of chuck norris

Chuck norris counted to infinity... twice

Top ten reasons why the internet kinda bites
10. Having a webpage that comes up when you google "chuck norris."*
9. Sometimes it's a good thing that you're a thousand miles away from one of your friends, and the internet kills the space between you two.
8. Days where HTML hates you and vomits on your computer.
7. The RENT tickets you buy at midnight are extremely overpriced due to the "accessibility."
6. dictionary.com makes it impossible to cheat at scrabble.
5. If you accidentally break the internet, there are going to be a lot of people in this world that would not be happy with you.
4. Non-shiny computers.
3. funnyjunk.com <--- I will never get the life that I wasted on that website back.
2. Having a rude wireless connection that likes to lose it's connection while you're uploading your ipod so it decides to wipe your entire library.
1. Because I say so.


My thesis: So for now I'm split on whether the internet should "go die" or not.


*The Chuck Norris googling fiasco only lasted a month or so, but I never understood why it happened.

the internet.

top ten reasons why the internet is good





10. This dinosaur.
9. The internet is a way to communicate very fast with people that are far away.
8. HTML (yay!) (sometimes.)
7. The internet enables you to buy RENT tickets at midnight
6. The internet can bring a church together through rants(Jessica), deep thoughts(cody), and oddness(Fr. Daddy) in the form of blogs
5. I hear the internet is also useful to those who work for a living.
4. The internet eliminates the use of icky encyclopedias in the classroom
3. google.com(I had to give it props)
2. Shiny things (not always computers) are the main reason why some of the people I know get up in the morning.
1. Emoticons : ]

my head theory

I think that heads are not usually as noticed as they should be. I mean they hold your face and ears and whatnot which I'm guessing people do appreciate or they would only have one sense (it would be the sense of touch unless you can't feel then you wouldn't have any senses.) But heads usually go unnoticed and so when you have a headache that's just your head begging for attention. So please be kind to your heads and do not ignore them or they will pummel your brain. ♠ Naomi


P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

blogging today

My legs hurt today. they did yesterday too. It pretty much sucks. Well I haven't blogged much lately and I thought I should write something but I don't really have much to say. I'm kinda tired. Oh well tonight I'm babysitting the babies. I think mom and dad are going to some magician guy thing tonight. bye bye.
♥
Naomi

p.s this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

I have been having a blogging shortage

sorry. I haven't really been in my right mind lately. Well we're doing a choir play right now. it's really, really, really lame. it's called "dear edwina" it's about a girl who lives in paw paw michigan and gives advice in a musical every week in her garage, she also wants to go to the advicapalooza festival in kalamazoo. It's very lame. I don't like it. Oh well tah. tah. -Naomi

answering the telephone

Right now I'm being a secratary for my student service teacher mr. wakelin. it's boring. I'm bored right now. Still at school. He said there were ten telephone calls that I missed yesterday. But I was making copies yesterday so whatever. Tonight's the shuffleboard thing. But our shuffleboard is hard to play on now cuz it's all slippedy. I like to use the red weights when we shuffleboard cuz I think the blue one's cursed. I have an issue with dark blue. I don't like it. I actually kind of hate it. Tonight I get to eat buffalo wings. I like buffalo wings. Allright then I guess I should be answering the phone and cleaning his desk now. I think I would make a good secretary. On my resume I could put that my first job was in the eighth grade.

coming back to school

I had to come back to school last week (ugh) which also means I had to go back to choir(and choir drama) so I think tomorrow we are going to get the scripts for a play we're doing. I don't really know what the play's about it's called "DEAR ADWINA" I don't really get it. So tomorrow I'm going very early to see our script. Whatever. allright well sorry for not really blogging lately I've been kinda uckish lately. -naomi