WOTD: word of the day : ]

Canticle



Take it home. Chew it.

p.s. I know everything.

Top ten reasons why Chuck norris abducted (my) myspace

1o.Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits

9.the chief export of chuck norris is pain

8.There is no chin under chuck norris's beard just another fist

7.Chuck norris is my homeboy

6.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

5.Chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

4.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

1.Chuck norris invented emoticons : 0

While on the subject of chuck norris

Chuck norris counted to infinity... twice

Top ten reasons why the internet kinda bites
10. Having a webpage that comes up when you google "chuck norris."*
9. Sometimes it's a good thing that you're a thousand miles away from one of your friends, and the internet kills the space between you two.
8. Days where HTML hates you and vomits on your computer.
7. The RENT tickets you buy at midnight are extremely overpriced due to the "accessibility."
6. dictionary.com makes it impossible to cheat at scrabble.
5. If you accidentally break the internet, there are going to be a lot of people in this world that would not be happy with you.
4. Non-shiny computers.
3. funnyjunk.com <--- I will never get the life that I wasted on that website back.
2. Having a rude wireless connection that likes to lose it's connection while you're uploading your ipod so it decides to wipe your entire library.
1. Because I say so.


My thesis: So for now I'm split on whether the internet should "go die" or not.


*The Chuck Norris googling fiasco only lasted a month or so, but I never understood why it happened.

the internet.

top ten reasons why the internet is good





10. This dinosaur.
9. The internet is a way to communicate very fast with people that are far away.
8. HTML (yay!) (sometimes.)
7. The internet enables you to buy RENT tickets at midnight
6. The internet can bring a church together through rants(Jessica), deep thoughts(cody), and oddness(Fr. Daddy) in the form of blogs
5. I hear the internet is also useful to those who work for a living.
4. The internet eliminates the use of icky encyclopedias in the classroom
3. google.com(I had to give it props)
2. Shiny things (not always computers) are the main reason why some of the people I know get up in the morning.
1. Emoticons : ]