Chuck norris counted to infinity... twice

Top ten reasons why the internet kinda bites
10. Having a webpage that comes up when you google "chuck norris."*
9. Sometimes it's a good thing that you're a thousand miles away from one of your friends, and the internet kills the space between you two.
8. Days where HTML hates you and vomits on your computer.
7. The RENT tickets you buy at midnight are extremely overpriced due to the "accessibility."
6. dictionary.com makes it impossible to cheat at scrabble.
5. If you accidentally break the internet, there are going to be a lot of people in this world that would not be happy with you.
4. Non-shiny computers.
3. funnyjunk.com <--- I will never get the life that I wasted on that website back.
2. Having a rude wireless connection that likes to lose it's connection while you're uploading your ipod so it decides to wipe your entire library.
1. Because I say so.


My thesis: So for now I'm split on whether the internet should "go die" or not.


*The Chuck Norris googling fiasco only lasted a month or so, but I never understood why it happened.