Top ten reasons why Chuck norris abducted (my) myspace

1o.Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits

9.the chief export of chuck norris is pain

8.There is no chin under chuck norris's beard just another fist

7.Chuck norris is my homeboy

6.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

5.Chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

4.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

1.Chuck norris invented emoticons : 0