Metronomes

Today, listening to the rain fall I discovered something.
The rising evil in the world is due to metronomes.


Yes. It's true.
It started with those annoying wooden buggers, but then they had an uprising and put electric metronomes on the market. The electric ones have subliminal messages in them that make you angry, and want to throw stuff, and say rude things.

I say we rise against these evil metronomes and use only the rain to set the tempo for our music.